There are a lot of submissions here, but this one
is our favorite.
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Editor's note: No, Fred Savage is not Marilyn Manson.
Date: Thu Aug 17 22:22:26 EDT 2000 Name: kasper E-Mail: kiss my fukin ass pig Homepage: fuk u u r fukin idiots wat the hell is this stupid site i dont even know why the hell m on the fukin internet but to download some music then i type in watever on a search and find ur trendy fukin ass tellin all these wanna be poser bitches how u think goths look and should dress u fukin idiot were do u get off telling people wat to do telling reject nerds who think there lives suk because they dont know how to socialize without a keyboard hypocritcal posers like u make me sik now theres probably gonna be a bunch a retainer wearing urkle glasses freaks walking around like u told them to goths r about originality and be them selves not this beauty salon shit u oppressionist pig i feel sorry for u having to think like that all day
Date: Tue Sep 5 15:32:50 EDT 2000 Name: Silver Enigma E-Mail: nope Homepage: nope Funny page. Mean, very mean. But sadly true. However, there would be no benefit in getting rid of all the fourteen-year-old goth wannabes, because they seem to constitute most of the scene. If you got rid of them, all that would be left is some fat old chicks, and some hairy gay guys that think they're vampires. Besides, then Hot Topic would go out of business, and you know how sad THAT would make us!!! :)
Date: Tue Sep 12 07:46:48 EDT 2000 Name: danie E-Mail: danielle.2.garland@bt.com hi there...very good, a wee tear forming in my eye from laughing much...'specially tori amos as a tampon-head.... danie x
Date: Sat Sep 16 15:11:58 EDT 2000 Name: Melissa E-Mail: allure3000@kittymail.com Lisa and Andrew, you ROCK! It's nice that people see the goth scene for what it is. I hope many pretentious, clueless little twits have read this and gotten a clue. Thanks for putting something of interest on the internet.
Date: Thu Sep 21 21:16:32 EDT 2000 Name: Whythefuckdoyoucare? E-Mail: fetisha6@yahoo.com Homepage: where are we going and why am i in this hand basket? No one can just become gothic you dumb sack of shit!you have to BE gothic,being gothic isnt just clothes and music,its a personality,and no i dont think i know it all like you seem to think you do.I used to be a goth,but then i decided it wasnt for me,but i still listen to gothic music that dosent make me gothic now does it?and i still wear lots of eye makeup but no i am not a goth!!If youre reading this this site is total bull shit!!dont pay any mind to it!- sincerely, Suffocated
Date: Sat Sep 23 09:46:53 EDT 2000 Name: Diirache E-Mail: Like-I'd-give-it-to-you@yeahright.co.uk Homepage: http://www.geocities.com/diirache Thanks for that, I haven't laughed som much since someone told me that that little geeky kid in The Wonder Years was Mr Marilyn Manson himself. Don't know if its true. Don't care. It was worth the laugh. ~G~
Editor's note: Don't worry, it's just a phase and you'll grow out of it and become a maladjusted adult just like everyone else.
Date: Thu Sep 28 22:08:26 EDT 2000 Name: nathaniel E-Mail: dignostic@yahoo.com you are shallow trash it is poser filth like you who give goth a bad name
Date: Sun Oct 8 05:31:30 EDT 2000 Name: Josh aka Arson E-Mail: Arson-@webtv.net Homepage: none I have no idea if i'm ether a rocker or a goth, I pant my nails black but I don't know. My bands I like are Slipknot, Orgy, Coal Chamber, Korn, Spineshack,...... please help me
Editor's note: Of the many submissions we've received, this one is our favorite. We love you, Jennifer Timms, wherever you are!
Date: Tue Oct 10 01:53:46 EDT 2000 Name: Eli E-Mail: s Homepage: s I REGRET TO INFORM YOU THAT YOU ARE FULL OF SHIT
Date: Sun Oct 15 12:57:55 EDT 2000 Name: Jennifer Timms E-Mail: redneck_3_jennifer@yahoo.com Homepage: I THINK YOU OBVIOUSLY DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT DONNY AND MARIE OSMOND WHOEVER YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE EDITOR. CAUSE DONNY AND MARIE AIN'T GOTHIC THEY ARE DEVOUT MORMONS AND I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW FAMILY AND GOD MEANS MORE TO THEM THAN ANYTHING. I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE BUT I THINK YOU JUST LIKE TRYING TO MAKE GOOD, HONEST, WHOLESOME PEOPLE LIKE DONNY AND MARIE LOOK BAD BECAUSE YOU THINK IT MAKES YOU LOOK GOOD. WELL I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW IT DOESN'T SO YOU NEED TO LIVE THEM ALONE. NOW I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE OR WHAT A GOTHIC IS AND I DON'T CARE BUT I DO KNOW EVEN THOUGH I STUMBLED ONTO HERE BY ACCIDENT BUT I'M GLAD I DID SO THAT I COULD SET YOU STRAIGHT NOW I AM NOT TRYING TO BE MEAN OR RUDE BUT I THINK YOU SHOULD LEAVE THEM ALONE ESPECIALLY SINCE YOU OBVIOULSLY DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THEM AND IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTION THAT THEY ARE TRULY DEVOUT MORMONS THEN GO TO DONNY'S BELIEF PAGE AND WILL ANSWER THE QUESTION ONCE AND FOR ALL THAT YES THEY ARE TRULY DEVOUT MORMONS AND NOT GOTHIC!!!!! SO PLEASE LEAVE THEM ALONE.
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Date: Fri Oct 20 20:54:59 EDT 2000 Name: E-Mail: (This person requested to remain anonymous.) I wanted to ask, do all goths worship satan and the devil? Do they suck blood to because this bitch in my school was bad mouthing you guys.
Date: Thu Oct 26 11:36:01 EDT 2000 Name: nadav polak E-Mail: alvaro1@hotmail.co.il Homepage: msn.co.il my teacher is lesbian bitch, she wants to fuck with my sister. I don't know what to do please help me!!!!!!!!!! my phone number is :972099501601 or 555-zhakil please call soon!!!!!??!!
Date: Sat Oct 28 19:09:32 EDT 2000 Name: D E-Mail: darren_gallagher@thefreeinternet.co.uk Oi, wank stain if i ever get hold of you ill tear your slimey little face apart! you fuckin' rip it out of marilyn and then you walk right on and take it out on fucking tori whats up with that! im gonna read the rest of your crap in a minute and if theres ne thing in there about skunk anansie i swear i will do my best to find you and beat shit into NOB BOY and i dont give a fuck if your a girl cause ill kick ne mother fuckers ass who dares to put down my SKIN! so why dont you examine your sad life and think asbout where your going! oh and i bet you dont even like Queen Adreena! TOSS POT
Date: Wed Nov 22 13:11:34 PST 2000 Name: TIME4PAIN E-Mail: slipknot@ezwv.com Homepage: Fuck you pathetic maggots WHO ARE YOU TO TELL PEOPLE WHAT TO WEAR WHAT TO LISTEN TO AND HOW TO ACT TO BE GOTHIC?? YOU THINK JUST BECAUSE SOME REGULAR PERSON FOLLOWS YOUR ADVICE THEY BE GOTHIC?? FUCK NO?? I LOVE MANSON AND ORGY AND I SHOP AT HOT TOPIC CAUSE ITS WHAT I LIKE AND IF YOU DONT LIKE IT THEN FUCK Y11 FUCK YOU IF YOU DONT LIKE MY TASTEOU!!!!YOU GO PUTTING DOWN EVERYONE EXCEPT YOURSELFS
Date: Tue Nov 28 18:42:21 PST 2000 Name: Molech E-Mail: dielosers@youareNOTgoth.com Homepage: DIE You worthless compilations of gothic feces. You have absolutely no idea about anything. You are telling people what to do and how to look? Please. You're insufferable self worship sickens me. Go put glitter on your ass and hide for if a true goth finds you he will drink your blood.
Date: Wed Nov 29 20:22:55 PST 2000 Name: SiC^MaGgOt_6N6z6 E-Mail: sic6_maggot_nz@yahoo.com Homepage: www.pop.music.is.bullshit.lets.kill.all.those.little.faggots.com hahahahahh i pity all you goths from America and England. I come from New Zealand so you can imagine the goth scene here is practically non existant. But this is a good thing because since the gothic scene is small, there are no wannabe, tryhard goths here, just a bunch of REAL goths And also....you never mentioned heavy metal in your music thing, there are lots of good gothic metal bands out there. cool site....keep it up!!
Date: Tue Dec 5 19:46:12 PST 2000 Name: Squeaky E-Mail: Chibi_Tsuki@hotmail.com or SqueakyRix@prodigy.net Homepage: you moderate your guestbook?!?!?! *sigh* idiots... what the fuck is the point of moderating your guestbook???! is it so that only the people who agree with you or the ones you can easily write-off get put in and the ones who have valid argument get thrown out the window??? i am seeing it to be that YOU are the loser. you only call everyone a loser because you have issues with being one yourself. you really do need a life....
Date: Mon Jan 1 19:48:32 PST 2001 Name: not saying E-Mail: not saying Homepage: dont have one, dont want one Do people actually ask the questions in that FAQ? if they do they're so damn stupid
Date: Thu Jan 4 14:13:31 PST 2001 Name: E-Mail: comet203@aol.com Homepage: ok...first this is a really cool site! 2nd... i actually have a question even though it may be dumb. If i hang out with people (friends) who rnt gothic then does that mean that im not considered gothic? just because i hang out with regular people and preps shouldnt mean that im not a goth.
Date: Tue Jan 9 20:57:50 PST 2001 Name: spectre E-Mail: none of your fuckin' business Homepage: i dont have 1 HEY, ALL I HAVE TO SAY IS U R TOTALLY WRONG ABOUT SAYING U HAVE TO HAVE THE LOOKS OF BEING GOTHIC TO B GOTHIC. SURE IT IS A BIG PART, BUT BEING GOTHIC IS MAINLY ON THE INSIDE. SO GO HAVE A CHAT W/ THE THERAPIST DUDE AND GET A LIFE