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Editor's note: We don't see why the picture of "painmaker" is any worse than any of the other people on that page.
Date: Sun Mar 12 12:21:31 EST 2000 Name: anonymous coward E-Mail: ac.bitme.com Homepage: Oh, by the way, I noticed that the comments you chose to put in your guestbook all toot on how astute you are, how clever you are, blah...blah...blah. How about this for your faq: How come you only publish comments in your guestbook that make noise about how you know everything and everybody else is a piece of shit? Why do you care about people who don't know how to be as goth as you are? Better yet, why would I want to be goth and on that basis alone not be qualified to get a professional burger flipping job at the local McDonalds? Jeez, I can't be a goth? Gosh, does that mean that I have to get a $100K/yr job as a software engineer and drive a BMW? Spare me, that would be a fate worse than goth. Flame on. Your site is lame.
Date: Wed Mar 22 15:48:05 EST 2000 Name: Betty E-Mail: I don't have one... Homepage: I don't have one of those either... I went and looked at that painmaker girl someone mentioned being on that picture page...anyhow, what a fucken dork!! See for yourself, its very funny. There are also a wide assortment of other geeks to laught at too (he he he). By the way, I just loved your page. It was hilarious.
Editor's note: Lots of people feel dark on the inside. Like Marie Osmond, who ditched all of her children right after having a baby last year because she just couldn't deal with them or life any more! So that means you're at least as goth as Marie Osmond, but not quite as goth as Donny.
Date: Mon Apr 10 21:53:25 EDT 2000 Name: Valraven E-Mail: (This person requested to remain anonymous.) A goth is something you feel on the inside you know. I am a goth, and have been for many years. It is an expression of who you are, and NOT to impress other "goths". Gothic is a state of mind, and an expression of what you are feeling on the outside. The thing is, everyone trying to be different, are all ending up the same. Don't tell people how to dress, let them dress to express themselves please. That is a REAL "goth". Someone who doesn't take advice on how to dress, but does it because they feel "dark" inside. Farewell.
Editor's note: You don't have to give your name, sir! We can tell from your competent and thorough use of the word "fool" that you are none other than the esteemed and honorable Mr. T! It's truly an honor to have you detest us.
Date: Thu Apr 13 14:58:43 EDT 2000 Name: E-Mail: Homepage: I met a goth on the internet and he is the best person ever... before i met him my opinion of goths was they were weirdo freak people but i am obviously mistaken, its great that somebody tries to be different!!!!! yey
Date: Sat Apr 15 22:55:17 EDT 2000 Name: Veronika Avola "resident Alien" E-Mail: radioactivebabe@galaxypolice.com Homepage: I HATE INTERNET GOTHS SO FUCKING MUCH! Here is an example as to how much I hate them.... Hitler hated jews as much as I hate internet goths! CLEAR ENOUGH? I hate those damn obese people who wear black Marylin Manson shirts and fucking bootleg businessman "Trench Coats." fuck that shit. It fucking pisses me off that fat losers have nothing better to do than lie and say they are gothic. FUCK ALL OF YOU FAKE GOTHS THAT ARE READING THIS NOW. As for the real ones, man you guys are sexy, and some of the girls are beautiful... I HATE INTERNET GOTHS!
Date: Thu Apr 20 17:35:25 EDT 2000 Name: no, i am not a fuckin satanist E-Mail: save_satan@yahoo.com Homepage: thats right, making friends is not hard. Thats why u assholes should go out and make some instead of making stupid FAQ's on the internet. u people r probably some 40 year old losers who feel pathetic because ur not accepted anywhere. stop goddamn whining about shit and being shit!!!! America blows, and so does this fuckin FAQ. real goths don't need FAQ's to tell them what to do!!!!!!
Date: Fri Apr 28 13:11:04 EDT 2000 Name: Cat,Oijen E-Mail: fuck that Homepage: no This was pretty mean but funny as hell have you ever made love to a migit woman with no legs befor?
Date: Sun May 7 22:47:42 EDT 2000 Name: as if I would tell a fool like you!!! E-Mail: weasel87@hotmail.com Homepage: You incompetant fool! You are the gothic "poseurs" that the web has far too many of! For you idiots gothic is little more than an appearence. You do not realize the truth. You don't have to look like crow and talk like poe to be gothic. You merely have to realize the truth of this world. May you suffer eternally for your ignorance. P.S. Your insults acheive very little.
Editor's note: You would not be any less of a goth, but you would have bad taste in music.
Date: Tue May 9 03:52:15 EDT 2000 Name: Bow wow wow House E-Mail: none Homepage: none Heres a question. If you were a member of bauhaus and you also liked marylin manson and nin, and nancy sinatra, would you be less of a goth? Your FAQ were great, very American, but hillarious.
Editor's note: They're just being polite -- it's really your body odor that they're complaining about. You should shower more often and use deodorant once in a while.
Date: Tue May 9 21:55:43 EDT 2000 Name: Raven E-Mail: (This person requested to remain anonymous.) You are such a fucking rude bastard with no respect for anyone. Not even yourself. You have no right of calling yourself a Goth. By the way you treat others you disgrace the name and are the one who gives us goths a bad name. I think you should go back to sucking on you mom's nipple and beat off in the shower more cause that's probably what your better at. You probably can't even handle putting on a halloween costume without scaring yourself in the mirror. Oh I'm sorry that isn't a costume it's your hideous face and your smell of a dead animal that crawled up your ass and died. Feel that rath of the black bird that could whip your ass with 2 broken wings and while getting laid. In death I believe The Raven of the night Burn in hell asshole.
Date: Wed May 10 16:09:55 EDT 2000 Name: martin E-Mail: (This person requested to remain anonymous.) Very amusing page, I really enjoyed reading it and can empathize a lot with what you're saying. I'm finding that in todays mass marketed underground cultures so many lame twats go around calling themselves goth that it's sickening, and I hate being associated with it. So whenever anyone asks me whether I'm goth nowadays, I say no.
Date: Fri May 12 13:03:49 EDT 2000 Name: DARK-ANGEL E-Mail: GOTHIC_ANGEL60@HOTMAIL.COM Homepage: NONE!!! OH WELL NICE WAY 2 SHOW PEOPLE WHAT IS 2 BE A REAL GOTH BUT U SAID ONE THING THET MADE ME ANGERY!!I AM N O T WEARING GOTH'S CLOTHES ALL THE TIME BUT IT DOSENT MEAN THET I'M NOT A GOTH!!!!!!!!!I DONT THINK THET U NEED 2 WEAR GOTH'S CLOTHES ALL THE TIME TO BE A TRUE GOTH !THIS IS TRUE BULLSHIT!!!!!!! I LISTENING TO THE MUSIC SUCH AS:INKUBUS SUKKUBUS, LACRIMOSA , THEATRE OF TRAGEDY, THE SINS OF THY BELOVED, LONDON AFTER MIDNIGHT, AN SO ON...!!! AND I LIVE GOTHIC LIVE STYLE !!!SO DONT TELL ME THET IF I'M NOT DRESSED LIKE GOTH SO I'M NOT A GOTH!!!!THETS REAL CRAP!
Date: Sat May 13 17:16:21 EDT 2000 Name: Tosha E-Mail: (This person requested to remain anonymous.) My so called friends say i am strange because i am a goth.... wot should i do?
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Date: Mon Jun 12 01:01:11 EDT 2000 Name: HIPPIE_KAT E-Mail: hippie_kat@hotmail.com Homepage: would take to much time I RESENT THAT U SAY BRITS CANT DRINK!!! I DONT LIVE IN NEW ZEALAND BUT ALL MY ANCESTORS ARE BRITS. I CAN DRINK GERMANS UNDER THE TABLE. I DID 2 DAYS AGO. THE REST OF THE PAGE I GAVE ME SOME LAUGHS THOUGH. AS IVE FOUND AND ENJOY TAQUELA IS ALSO COMMON DRINK FOR GOTHS. OH AND THE GUY BEFORE THAT MADE A COMMENT ABOUT LOOSERS THAT BLOW SHEEP, HAVE U EVEN SEEN A REAL SHEEP? DO U KNOW HOW HARD THAT WOULD BE?
Date: Mon Jun 19 16:17:13 EDT 2000 Name: E-Mail: From everything I have just read on this list, I've come to the conclusion that you are a fucking dick and probably a poser yourself. Go get a blowjob and die.
Date: Wed Jun 21 18:42:13 EDT 2000 Name: winged messenger E-Mail: winged_messenger_2000@yahoo.co.uk Homepage: www.animated-gifs.co.uk YOU GUYS ARE A BUNCH OF PRICKS!! YOU THINK YOU'RE SO AMAZING A KNOW EVERYTHING, BUT U DON'T!! i WOULD CALL MYSELF A GOTH WITHOUT A DOUBT YET I LISTEN TO MARYLIIN MANSON ETC AND DO HALF THE SHIT THAT YOU SEEM TO THINK IS 'NOT RIGHT'...FUCK YOU!!
Date: Fri Jun 30 03:44:26 EDT 2000 Name: Mistress of the Midnight Night... im sure E-Mail: in respose to: Jessika, who's email is supposedly vampirefromhell@Marijuana.com..who said: Your such fuckin faggs! Manson kicks ass!!!! No Manson fan is crappy and I am a real true goth and he is not embarrssing me! So fuck off bitches!! what i have to say: oh my. p.s. loved the FAQ.
Date: Sun Jul 2 03:06:48 EDT 2000 Name: aching, blackened soul E-Mail: voodoodoll@stabmesummore.com You may believe that the darkness you possess is far deeper than mine... but you have not ventured into the twisted worlds of pain and destruction that lurk within me. For mine eyes have seen far worse than you could ever imagine.Years of carnage and hate hath left me devoid of the emotions of man. For I am the shell that houses this hateful spirit. A spirit who's hate knows not the boundaries of flesh. A hate that transcends the physical world to wreak havoc upon all those weak of mind.
Date: Sat Aug 5 22:14:38 EDT 2000 Name: Paige Molko E-Mail: placebogurl_2000@yahoo.com I like to check out gothic websites and see what other "gothic" people are doing these days, when I came across a bunch of websites where the creator of the website was saying that he was goth thru and thru because he enjoyed choppin up animals and playing with their guts... He also says that in order to become a true goth, you had to do what he does.. PERSONALLY, I think this guy had some issues and thinks that goths are supposed to be all macho rather than complete pussies.. what do you think???
Date: Wed Aug 16 01:11:31 EDT 2000 Name: michelle E-Mail: scarlit@antisocial.com you know, its kinda fuuny... after reading your guestbook, i think alot of people are trying to get on your "good side" with the "im too good for one" under hompage. you know some of these people probably have a page. and they're probably "vanity goth" pages with pics some fat bitch with black lipstick smeared all over her face in bondage clothing that just doesnt fit right, and a NIN midi file playing along with it. i just thought id point that out. p.s. funny page! i love it!