There are a lot of submissions here, but this one
is our favorite.
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Editor's note: Whoa, you got us there. Ouch.
Date: Thu Sep 9 15:06:24 EDT 1999 Name: Jessika E-Mail: vampirefromhell@Marijuana.com Homepage: Your such fuckin faggs! Manson kicks ass!!!! No Manson fan is crappy and I am a real true goth and he is not embarrssing me! So fuck off bitches!!
Editor's note: This is the best comment we've ever gotten. You win 100 Monopoly dollars for your achievement in the field of excellence, and we'll buy you a fuzzy girl drink like a sea breeze or a pink squirrel next time you're in New York.
Date: Sun Sep 12 22:11:53 EDT 1999 Name: Laura E-Mail: devil_girl@wickedmail.com Homepage: i just wanted to know why all the people that ask you stuff are so dumb. Some of them have no idea what gothic is and they want to be gothic i just think it is a little odd and i like how you piss most of the people off
Editor's note: We're generally Southern Baptists, but there are a handful of Christian Scientists among us.
Date: Tue Sep 28 16:41:08 EDT 1999 Name: Jenni E-Mail: nope, borrowing brother's computer Homepage: nope Hi there! Oh how I laughed at your FAQs, and how totally true they all were. Min d you, I don't really care if people think I'm 'a real goth' or not. It's just a case of wearing what I like and listening to the music I like. In fact, I would n't even call myself a goth, it's just the easiest way to describe the kind of c lothes I wear to someone who doesn't have a clue. Did that make sense? I suspect not somehow. Anyway, you made me laugh and that's always a good sign. By the wa y I'm British, well Scottish, I'm from Edinburgh, and our pubs are open til 1am, clubs til 3am or 5am during the festival. So if anyone fancies coming over, WE' RE THE ONLY ONES OPEN LATE ENOUGH!!!! Have fun people, keep SMILING for goodness sake!!!
Date: Thu Sep 30 17:42:21 EDT 1999 Name: Matt E-Mail: (This person requested to remain anonymous.) Do goths turn more towards witchcraft, satanism or what?
Editor's note: People never seem to get tired of writing that paper over and over again. We get these requests all the time -- please stop asking us for help with your homework!
Date: Tue Oct 5 22:39:54 EDT 1999 Name: E-Mail: Homepage: This faq sucks. You are just a damn motherfucker who thinks that everybody is a looser except him and his friends. You goths are just a bunch of assholes. I hate your stupid clothes and your crappy music. You are all the same: fucking nerds who dresses in black and thinks that it makes them cooler than the rest of the world. Stop denying it.
Date: Sun Oct 24 17:23:10 EDT 1999 Name: ann E-Mail: for some odd reason its not working Homepage: im going to cut out your toung, your toung and fry it up on a stick i hummed to try to keep myself from bursting out laughing my attempt was unsucessful that is the funniest thing i have ever seen it sustained me for the rest of the day
Date: Sun Oct 24 21:30:03 EDT 1999 Name: Jenny E-Mail: JenMeegs@Miguelrascon.zzn.com Homepage: no...... You are a couple of freaks. You kick ass though and you are cool. Yeah, that's it...cool....heh heh.
Date: Wed Nov 10 17:30:42 EST 1999 Name: Nomojave E-Mail: Xtrmscrfc@aol.com Homepage: I need help!!! I'm writing a senior research paper on whether Gothicism is harmful or just misunderstood. However in my search I have found that libraries have NOTHING on the subject. If you know of any credible sources I could find information on, I would greatly appreciate it. If not, I guess I'll flunk English. Thanx for the help.
Editor's note: Who you callin' a ho, bitch?
Date: Fri Nov 19 19:03:04 EST 1999 E-Mail: (This person requested to remain anonymous.) all goths should fuck off
Date: Thu Dec 2 00:16:55 EST 1999 Name: Theresa E-Mail: (This person requested to remain anonymous.) About damned time someone wrote what we've been feeling. I don't think everyone in those groups are phony, but about 98% are,. HOWEVER, one can like bands like NIN and Manson, a little variety kills only a few people a year.
Date: Thu Dec 9 21:04:40 EST 1999 Name: HO DO YOU KNOW WHEN YOU ARE A GOTH E-Mail: Homepage:
Editor's note: You shouldn't have stopped taking your medication.
Date: Fri Dec 24 11:20:46 EST 1999 Name: none of your business E-Mail: witch_chic_03@hotmail.com Homepage: Pathetic losers are all over, we will NEVER get rid of them, so stop whining you sorry little pussy. bye now.....
Date: Wed Dec 29 18:45:24 EST 1999 Name: E-Mail: Homepage: I really don't know why I'm wasting my time with this, but anyway, I found your faq rather amusing I never really realized how stupid some people can be. Your portraying very ignorant look at the goth sub-culture. It seems your having fun wasting your time, so whatever keeps you stupid and happy!
Date: Wed Jan 19 17:12:09 EST 2000 Name: Robert E-Mail: (This person requested to remain anonymous.) Amazing. Simply Amazing. A friend asked for help with her paper, and after a brief web search I wound up here, laughing until tears flowed. I showed it to my friend (early 20s) who wound up getting offended. "Hot Topic doesn't suck!" she wailed, and I smiled, kept silent, and she left. Thank you for the technique, I've been entirely too kind to people. Excellent content, please continue your impressive efforts.
Date: Fri Jan 28 22:15:31 EST 2000 Name: Lester-A-Tron E-Mail: Homepage: those people who say theyre so morbid and depressed and attempt to use big'morbid' words piss me off. i bet they have no idea what its like to be on medication b/c of clinical depression or something. i mean i've been through quote unquote hell but i still make the effort to interact with people and enjoy what ive got. theyre got no excuse to be loosers especially ppl who think just b/c they shop at hot topic makes then hot fuckn shit i met a girl who considered going there a hobby....
Editor's note: Exactly!
Date: Fri Feb 11 14:48:14 EST 2000 Name: hussain E-Mail: hussain_safwa@naseej.com Homepage: hi i want to now what is it
Editor's note: 1) Yes. 2) Their ABBA cover album. 3) Gay.
Date: Wed Feb 23 17:14:38 EST 2000 Name: E-Mail: Homepage: Two Questions 1) do you believe that fat people can;t be goth or that if they dressed in more of a goth look and behaived properly that they would be fine. 2)what do you have against Erasure 3) what is you opinion of Depeche Mode
Editor's note: What a tard.
Date: Wed Feb 23 17:15:54 EST 2000 Name: atari 242 E-Mail: Homepage: Sorry that was three questions i forgot to change that before i sent the post
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Date: Tue Mar 7 13:36:29 EST 2000 Name: tim E-Mail: tim@noiseweb.com Homepage: http://psignalpath.noiseweb.com/ Screw Hot Topic. Cafe Soundz is the only best store on the east coast.
Date: Fri Mar 10 16:14:10 EST 2000 Name: sarah E-Mail: devil_child08@gurlmail.com Homepage: kiiss my ass i dont like ur webpage it was mean...u dont know anything about goths obivously and why do u say everyone who likes manson is a poser goth that is not true at all then i bet after u read this u'll make some dumb comment to make u seem better then everyone right???